Bureau of Conflict and Stabilization Operations.Bureau of Democracy, Human Rights, and Labor.Bureau of International Narcotics and Law Enforcement Affairs.Bureau of Population, Refugees, and Migration.Adam, Bruce and James first played Ride to Hell in a small series of a collection of the worst games of 2013. Eventually, the game was turned into a series by popular demand. Ride to Hell: Retribution is telling the story of Jake Conway who wants to live a peaceful life with his uncle Mack and brother Mikey after coming home from Vietnam where he constantly masturbated. After Mikey gets killed by some kind of villain called Colt and his gang, Jake swears vengeance and starts his devastating rampage across the country to hunt down the people who killed his brother.Īnother big part of the story is Jake's eternal quest for sex. He tries to have sexual intercourse with as many women as possible. The only difference to sex in Ride to Hell and in real life is that nobody in the game ever takes off their clothes while doing it. Jake Conway: The loyal and angry biker protagonist of Ride to Hell.Jake is a chronic masturbator and many of the sexual encounters are hallucinations. He supposedly served in Vietnam but it is more likely he was masturbating somewhere the whole time.
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